Over the weekend, JK Rowling shocked the world when she revealed that Hermione Granger should have wound up with Harry Potter instead of Ron Weasley. We followed up with Ms. Rowling and found that this is but one of several changes she would want for the series. Here are some of her other revelations that we found most surprising:
doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat
sounds like you have tom jones disease
is it rare?
it’s not unusual
If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying
inspired by x
We marched through Saboten Con singing the praises of our glorious leader, Giovanni. You may recognize the tune.
me too, Arya, me tooooo
This whole scene is golden.
you could hear arya going through puberty
I’m going through my notes and I found the one from when I was walking around ikea and writing down every funny thing I saw which is an activity I highly recommend
The experience of reading this bizarre list before learning of its context was confusing and hilarious. I rate the whole experience 8/10, hope to read more weird lists in the future